mydickisthealpha:


goddeer:

OKAY SO I HAVE THIS ECZEMA
ECZEMA YOU NORMALLY GET WHEN YOU’RE 3, BUT GROW OUT OF IT BY THE AGE OF 10, TOPS. BUT I’M 16 IN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE ONE OF THE WORST SEEN CASES IN THE STATE.
AND TODAY I SPRAYED THIS THING CALLED AVENE ON ME
YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT ON A CURRENT AFAIR IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA??? THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO TRAVELLED TO FRANCE FOR HER ECZEMA AND BATHED FOR A MONTH
WELL THAT’S AVENE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER CALLED AVENE
WATER FROM THE FUCKING VOLCANIC MOUNTAINS IN FRANCE, YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR SKIN AND VOI FUCKING LA
YOUR SKIN TURNS FROM GROTESQUE LITTLE THICK SKINNED TOMATOFUCK TO PARTIALLY HUMAN IN WHAT I COUNTED AS 4 MINUTES
IT ISN’T THICK, IT ISNT SCABBY, IT ISNT DRY OR SCRACKED. I CAN ACTUALLY MOVE MY FACIAL MUSCLES WITHOUT CRYING IN PAIN
IT GETS RID OF EVERY SKIN THING POSSIBLE, OILY SKIN RASHES PIMPLES SUNBURN DRY SKIN PSORIASIS ECZEMA WRINKLES IT GETS RID OF EVERY
SINGLE
FLIPPIDIDY FLIPPIN
THING YOU CAN IMAGINE
IN MINUTES
OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS YOU SHOULD SEE A HUGE DIFFERENCE
I’VE ONLY USED IT ONCE, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND LOOK AT MY HAND IT IS LIKE A NORMAL HAND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS HERE OKAY IM CRYING I HAVE TEARS STEAMING DOWN MY FACE 

Thanks for sharing this information! Everyone, remember to test it on a very small portion of skin when you get it just in case of any type of reaction.
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mydickisthealpha:


goddeer:

OKAY SO I HAVE THIS ECZEMA
ECZEMA YOU NORMALLY GET WHEN YOU’RE 3, BUT GROW OUT OF IT BY THE AGE OF 10, TOPS. BUT I’M 16 IN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE ONE OF THE WORST SEEN CASES IN THE STATE.
AND TODAY I SPRAYED THIS THING CALLED AVENE ON ME
YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT ON A CURRENT AFAIR IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA??? THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO TRAVELLED TO FRANCE FOR HER ECZEMA AND BATHED FOR A MONTH
WELL THAT’S AVENE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER CALLED AVENE
WATER FROM THE FUCKING VOLCANIC MOUNTAINS IN FRANCE, YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR SKIN AND VOI FUCKING LA
YOUR SKIN TURNS FROM GROTESQUE LITTLE THICK SKINNED TOMATOFUCK TO PARTIALLY HUMAN IN WHAT I COUNTED AS 4 MINUTES
IT ISN’T THICK, IT ISNT SCABBY, IT ISNT DRY OR SCRACKED. I CAN ACTUALLY MOVE MY FACIAL MUSCLES WITHOUT CRYING IN PAIN
IT GETS RID OF EVERY SKIN THING POSSIBLE, OILY SKIN RASHES PIMPLES SUNBURN DRY SKIN PSORIASIS ECZEMA WRINKLES IT GETS RID OF EVERY
SINGLE
FLIPPIDIDY FLIPPIN
THING YOU CAN IMAGINE
IN MINUTES
OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS YOU SHOULD SEE A HUGE DIFFERENCE
I’VE ONLY USED IT ONCE, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND LOOK AT MY HAND IT IS LIKE A NORMAL HAND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS HERE OKAY IM CRYING I HAVE TEARS STEAMING DOWN MY FACE 

Thanks for sharing this information! Everyone, remember to test it on a very small portion of skin when you get it just in case of any type of reaction.
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mydickisthealpha:

goddeer:

OKAY SO I HAVE THIS ECZEMA

ECZEMA YOU NORMALLY GET WHEN YOU’RE 3, BUT GROW OUT OF IT BY THE AGE OF 10, TOPS. BUT I’M 16 IN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE ONE OF THE WORST SEEN CASES IN THE STATE.

AND TODAY I SPRAYED THIS THING CALLED AVENE ON ME

YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT ON A CURRENT AFAIR IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA??? THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO TRAVELLED TO FRANCE FOR HER ECZEMA AND BATHED FOR A MONTH

WELL THAT’S AVENE

THIS MOTHERFUCKER CALLED AVENE

WATER FROM THE FUCKING VOLCANIC MOUNTAINS IN FRANCE, YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR SKIN AND VOI FUCKING LA

YOUR SKIN TURNS FROM GROTESQUE LITTLE THICK SKINNED TOMATOFUCK TO PARTIALLY HUMAN IN WHAT I COUNTED AS 4 MINUTES

IT ISN’T THICK, IT ISNT SCABBY, IT ISNT DRY OR SCRACKED. I CAN ACTUALLY MOVE MY FACIAL MUSCLES WITHOUT CRYING IN PAIN

IT GETS RID OF EVERY SKIN THING POSSIBLE, OILY SKIN RASHES PIMPLES SUNBURN DRY SKIN PSORIASIS ECZEMA WRINKLES IT GETS RID OF EVERY

SINGLE

FLIPPIDIDY FLIPPIN

THING YOU CAN IMAGINE

IN MINUTES

OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS YOU SHOULD SEE A HUGE DIFFERENCE

I’VE ONLY USED IT ONCE, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND LOOK AT MY HAND IT IS LIKE A NORMAL HAND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS HERE OKAY IM CRYING I HAVE TEARS STEAMING DOWN MY FACE 

Thanks for sharing this information! Everyone, remember to test it on a very small portion of skin when you get it just in case of any type of reaction.

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

Anonymous asked:

Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)